Raincoat “Drives” Macaroon Nuts

Perhaps It’s Time for a Real Fat Cat in the White House

“I’m Dweezil, DemoCat for President, and I approve this message.”

No-Jon & Kate + 8 Moneymakers

“SPEIDI” I’m a Celebrity Show Renamed

Susan Boyle Makeover & Victoria’s Secret Cover

I only see a slight change with the makeover, and my new Victoria’s Secret catalogue arrived in the mail…oh my.

Yea, Dubs, The Federal Response Was Dandy

How someone so out of touch with the real world was EVER elected to 2 terms, I will NEVER understand!

Ann Coulter — #2 on Times’ Hard Cover Fanantical Drivel List

This anorexic blond bird in the black cocktail dress just can’t stop calling liberals victims. Then she makes appearances spouting her nonsense, and when the interviewer butts in to question her foolishness, she then cries victim. Make up your twisted mind, Ann. And eat a fricking sammich.

SNL News Update

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Who's got a loofa? This is too scary....

Buh-Bye Dubya

Dubya emphatically stressed how he thought the federal response to Katrina was quick. The morning Katrina hit, he was eating birthday cake with Johnny McCain. The man is, as Lewis Black says so well, “DEEEE-LOOOOO-SIONAL!”

This guy sure likes cake, considering all that pie on his face....

Dubya comforts two Katrina victims....

Here’s hoping 2009 doesn’t blow chunks like 2008 did!

If only a lot of people could get along this well!

Meowy Christmas & Happy Howliday!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Turkey Day…and special unwavering thanks to all the little ones who have touched our lives forever and have left their pawprints on our hearts!